“No Getting Old” 

performed by Carlena Gower (Petunia TaTa’s), 

Lisa Webb (Lola Bordeaux), 

Sarah Montes (Scarlet Sugarlips)

Where the hell did this frickin’ wrinkle come from

The hair on my head was grey and thin

It all found its way to my chinny chin chin

I still had the bust I had back in the day

But it was girls gone south down around my waist

So I made up mind to change all that

Iron out the wrinkles and trim the fat

I’ve got my fish oil my ginkgo and chai

I’m staying young until I die

Chorus:

There’s no way I’m getting old

Sit around with memories sweeter than gold   

Kickin’ and screamin’s how I’m gonna go

Cause there’s no way I’m getting old

Some Botox here a little nip and tuck

Lypo and Clairol to lighten me up

If not for ensure and the occasional depends

I could be 35 again

Yoga and hormones every week

A California tan and Crest white teeth

You won’t catch me knitting or crocheting a hat

No little old lady with a house full of cats

Chorus:

There’s no way I’m getting old

Sit around with memories sweeter than gold   

Kickin’ and screamin’s how I’m gonna go

Cause there’s no way I’m getting old

Buns of steel and bagless eyes

No turkey neck just smooth firm thighs 

I dream of plastic surgery 

It’s a candy store for a girl like me

Chorus:

There’s no way I’m getting old

Sit around with memories sweeter than gold   

Kickin’ and screamin’s how I’m gonna go

Cause there’s no way I’m 

There’s no way I’m

No way no way  

There’s no way I’m getting old 

No way

Songwriters: Sarah Montes, Lisa Webb

No Getting Old © Lazsar Music LLC