The OFF BROADS- contains sassy lyrics, catchy melodies and spicy innuendos…
Episode 1: The OFF BROADS- A charming threesome
When former starlets, Petunia, Scarlet and Lola, divulge their delusional fairytale perceptions of life and love to Dr. Ivana Schnitzel; a psychologist of women’s behavioral studies, they quickly become the Doctors focus of interest.
Episode 2: No Getting Old- A little nip & tuck
While enjoying her morning yoga ritual; Petunia finds a dreaded wrinkle on her face and vows to do whatever it takes to NEVER look old!
Episode 3: Enchanted Medley- Those 3 magical words
Doctor Ivana explores the reasons why Petunia, Scarlet and Lola are continually searching for a Knight in shining armor to fulfill their delusional fairytale ending.
Episode 4: Comb Over- Fabio hair & washboard abs
A tipsy Lola meets her “Prince Charming” at the Pub of Love and winds up with a lot more than she bargained for.
Episode 5: One Minute & 28 Seconds- 88 seconds, but who’s counting?
Scarlet’s new man has everything going for him; he’s beautiful, intelligent, sexy and practically perfect…or is he?
Episode 6: Horribly Wrong- Why is wrong so addictive?
Petunia, Scarlet and Lola try to break the pattern of picking the wrong men over and over and over again!
Episode 7: Bumpin’ On The Rug- Hurts so good!
It’s a shagalicious good time as the gals kiss a lot of frogs in search of their ever-dashing handsome Prince.
Episode 8: Buck Up- A Knight in shining armor?
Petunia, Scarlet and Lola buck up and face the notorious mirror, mirror on the wall and confront their
misguided vision of love.
Episode 9: The One- The spell is broken.
Petunia has a breakthrough and no longer obsesses over “soul mate” and “the one”.
Episode 10: Next- Who would’ve thunk it?
Petunia, Scarlet and Lola meticulously plot and plan their future; only to discover that Fate likes to toy with
ones best laid plans.
Episode 11: You Did This- It’s all in the timing.
After several sessions with a Transylvanian hypnotherapist; Scarlet changes her perspective and happily collides with the unexpected.
Episode 12: Hay Caramba- What a spicy Jalapeño!
Lola returns home; pledges sobriety, becomes the poster child for AA and tangos with the new hot, hot, hot love of her life.
Episode 13: Falling In Love- Boom! Crash! Boom! oh the irony!
Under the impression she was finished with love; Petunia faces her fears and ironically finds she’s fallen head over heels?
Episode 14: Love, Wonderful Love- A case of blatant irony.
Petunia Scarlet and Lola give back and celebrate their new delightful and blissful lives.
Episode 15: We Gotta Stop Eating Like This- To Eat or not to Eat…that is the question.
Lola and her Latin lover enjoy gorging on delicious delicacies but when she gains 2 dress sizes, it’s time to put the fork down!
Episode 16: Botox Boogie- Just a little “pin” prick!
After defiantly battling with Father Time and hot flashing their way through menopause; Petunia, Scarlet and Lola strive to regain their sexual confidence and begin by indulging in the benefits of their new best friend.
Episode 17: Sassy- Feeling rather frisky.
With The OFF BROADS Theatre in full swing; a rejuvenated Scarlet is back on her game and climbing the music charts to #1
Episode 18: Viva La V- The delicate flower is in full bloom…
The gals embrace that sweet spot south of the navel with joyous celebration!
Episode 19: The Off Broads Reprise- Back in the saddle again!
Life is a journey- and obviously Petunia, Scarlet and Lola like to take the scenic route.
Episode 20: It’s The OFF BROADS… who knows what comes next?!!!